Belgrade, Serbia

Et voila! Another Whitesnake fan is born

Published: February 7, 2009

The following clip is from a popular show called Milan the Tarot master on a local TV where people call and have their fortune told by this comedian. Unfortunately, nobody of his callers knows he’s a comedian and they pay a lot of money to have their fortune told. They usually believe everything he tells them.

Maybe this doesn’t translate well into English, but I just had to do it. And if you don’t speak Serbian yet, this is only a glimpse of what you have been missing all these years. Trust me.

Caller: Am I on air?
Milan the Tarot master: You betcha.
C: I wanted to ask about my son, about his future, his health and marriage…
M: Let’s see… Your son is not married?
C: Huh?
M: He’s not married?
C: No, he’s born in ‘79…
M: Ooooh, no… what’s he been waiting for til now?
C: I don’t know, that’s why I wanted to ask…
M: He’s got short hair?
C: What?
M: Does he have short hair?
C: You want to know what’s his name?
M: Short hair! Does he have short hair?
C: Yes!
M: I saw that! He can’t get married until he’s grown long hair.
C: He must grow his hair? Why?
M: To get married. And he has to start listening to “Whitesnake”. That’s the only way for him to get married. Otherwise, no way. So – he has to grow his hair, and start listening to “Whitesnake”, the band.
C: What snow? Sorry i don’t hear very well…
M: Whitesnake! Whitesnake!
C: Mysnack?
M: No, what “mysnack” are you talking about, White, white!
C: Wais?
M: White! Geez! Dear lord…
C: Sorry, I don’t hear very well…
M: What do you mean you don’t hear? OK, I’ll spell it out for you: V!
C: V…
M: A!
C: A…
M: J!
C: J…
M: T!
C: P…
M: Not P, T!
C: T…
M: S!
C: S…
M: N!
C: N…
M: E!
C: E…
M: J!
C: J…
M: K!
C: Sh…
M: Not Sh, K! Dear lord…
C: Sh…
M: Dear god, K!
C: K…
M: Oh, so you got it all down. Tell him to wash his hair regularly, no hairdresser till June, let him listen to Whitesnake and he’ll get married. That’s it. Next caller! ...only after he learns who David Coverdale is, than he’ll do be able to get married… Next caller!

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