Belgrade, Serbia

Dictators corpse in Belgrade

Published: March 15, 2006

Latest update: March 16, 11:00
I always knew that i live in a bizzare country, but this is just more ridiculous every update. From 12:00 today, the body will be held in a museum for sympathisers to give last respect. On saturday he will be buried in the backyard of his family house in Pozarevac, city in central Serbia. This turns out to be the only safe place for him in Serbia, considering that the grave would most likely be damaged or destroyed if placed on a normal cemetery. The house, like every dictators house, on the other hand, is surrounded by high, thick walls, and probably well guarded.
They might as well place him in the backyard for last respects, and than bury him in the museum as far as i am concerned.

update: March 16, 1 AM
Unconfirmed information that dictators widow and son, Mira and Marko Milosevic, have arrived secretly in Belgrade with their private jet.
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Well, i’ve never been closer to the dictator. According to some information he is now currently in St Sava hospitals morgue near the railway station in Belgrade city center. Some other info say that he was supposed to be exposed in the Sava Center (?) but that plan failed. There is still chance that they will try to bury him in the middle of the night instead in the backyard of his hometown house in Pozarevac, which is the official information. Anyway, if you are this close like i am, you better prepare some garlic, holy water and other protection, just in case.

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