Socialist Party forgives the people of Serbia

They are tough but fair and their leadership has heart after all – the Socialist Party of Serbia, formerly led by Slobodan Milosevic, decided to forgive citizens of Serbia for letting them stay on power throughout the nineties. All those complaints, suffering, beatings by Milosevic’s police, and even numerous political and criminal executions are forgiven by the SPS. Clearly it was the fault of the voters for bringing them to power in the first place, and for not being able to overthrow the dictator all those years, but Ivica Dacic, the current socialists’ leader, said it’s ok and that the socialists understand now, so they are able to forgive us.

The oppressed people of Serbia, represented by the Democratic Party, (whose former leader Zoran Djindjic was killed thanks to the Socialist Party) stated that they are very sorry for not letting the socialist rule like they really wanted in the nineties, for complaining about the economical situation so much, for dying in the wars fought by the Socialist Party, and that they are glad the Socialists found the strength in their national-socialistic hearts to forgive them.

There are clearly some conditions under which the SPS would accept to forgive us completely and we are, of course, willing to comply – we are not to mention Milosevic in negative light ever again and we mustn’t criticize the current government while the SPS is in power – surely that this is a small price to pay to have the socialists’ trust in us back and their wisdom to guide us again into the bright future, right?

Right?



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Dictators corpse in Belgrade

Anti burial

Another diversion

Persona non grata

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