Serbian girls – hot or not?

by Viktor on September 4, 2007

This subject had to come up sooner or later, you know.
But I was hoping that something else will trigger it other than your usual drooling foreign guys impressions you see on net or hear from various sources: “Dude, they have the most beautiful girls there, I swear!” or “Man, Serbia is heaven on earth as for the girls are concerned!” or stuff like that.

No, I had to wait for at least a couple of women to mention it in order to conclude that there just might be something in all these drooling guys’ claims. And here they are:

Maggie Alderson, of Sydney Morning Herald :

“The whole thing was like some kind of genetic experiment. It was clearly just the national body shape.”

and Rosmary on her blog couple of days ago:

“If Tyra Banks saw an entire town of women like these while scouting for her America’s Next Top Model show, the top of her head would pop off. It would be too much to choose from, overwhelming.”

National body shape? Too much to choose from? Something is clearly going on here. Is it even possible to determine in one nation or in one region, say, that the women are, even generally speaking, better looking than somewhere else? Or is it just another stereotype? Well, even if it is, at least it’s a good kind of stereotype. I think. And what about us guys? Nobody mentions us, I guess we have to conclude that we are average joes. Oh well.

The best thing to to is to try and judge by yourself:


GBH: Gorgeous Belgrade Hotties – video powered by Metacafe

Just your average, everyday Belgrade girl-next-door in Knez Mihailova street:

(photo by Roske)

Update – March 2008several hot Balkan babes as Big Brother VIP contestants

Maybe it’s just the way girls dress and the time they invest in dressing up. I don’t know what to think anymore, seriously. You?

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Mile December 23, 2009 at 1:15 am

I agree with Yugo we would be so strong..

Well Berlin is overrun with turks…

London has one of the highest muslim populations…

Hey i have a better idea SRB…instead of using a bomb to do all the things you said…...how about… if you get the same bomb… make it the shape of a big dildo..and then shove it up your ass and blow yourself up? the world would be a much better place if you did.

SRB December 24, 2009 at 12:48 am

Thank you for proving my point MILE. That was extremely descriptive, as if you have a lot of experience shaping and shoving things. ED will make one an expert at that.
Fortunately not all Serbs are like you .. unfortunately, a lot of them are. Smart people, but when it comes to national pride and politics – all balls, no brains.

I fought with JNA and took a bullet in Vukovar .. I was 19. It took a year of surgeries and rehab at VMA to fix me and three years before I could sleep through the night. I EARNED my pride. But let’s leav that alone .. I’m happy for anyone (including you Mile) that didn’t have to go through that. I left Serbia because somehow I had to make enough money to feed my family. I did not have a choice.

The kind of Serbs I meet here are all the same. Talking out of their ass, handing out uninformed opinions about anything and everything and when it comes the time to act, just lazy and selfish.

YUGO:

When I try to describe Serbs to others I tell them that we are some of the most talented and miss focused people. We focus on all the wrong things. If you tell our people that we have to move a mountain because it will bring prosperity to our lands, no one will move a finger. If you tell them that Croats said we can’t do it, we would not only move it, but put it back upside-down just to show them off. This is a bit of a racist parallel, but true so I don’t apologize – Serbs in Europe are like blacks in US – it’s “the white man keeping the black man down.” Our “white man” is Turks, Germans, US, Dutch, Muslims, Croats, Bosnians, British, French, Italians, etc. Come to think of it, is there anyone we don’t blame? We need to grow some balls, take responsibility for our actions and move on.

The sooner we start worrying about ourselves and leave others to do the same, the sooner Serbia will blossom. There’s no lack of potential.

Mile December 24, 2009 at 4:49 am

SRB you are just arrogant and shape things about everyone else too. You’re not the only one who did service to the country so stop thinking you are one of a kind or something. You are just associating bad past memories with present serbia/serbians which is wrong…and you have the wrong view. If you earned your pride you wouldn’t throw it down the drain like you are now by bad mouthing the majority of your former country, which is absolute crap. I can tell you now that the ones I meet are 1. Not lazy & 2. Not selfish (not in the least little bit). So I don’t know where you are meeting them but maybe you should think about the population you are analysing and reflect on the population of serbs that you’re applying your views? Probably isn’t quite fair or justified is it?

“We focus on all the wrong things” – another stupid generalised quote from you

Your views on proving things to croats are outdated and misconceived. You are acting like serbs have no brains but only care about politically motivated activity.

I think you need to change neighbourhoods because the serbs you hang around with are clearly not a good representation of the domestic serbian population, so shut the fuck up you fool.

The sooner critics like you stop talking shit on forums being read by foreigners interested in Belgrade/Serbia the sooner we will be on a road to recovery..which we are.. we just need to stop listening to shit talkers like you.

reen December 24, 2009 at 7:33 am

umm.. pretty sure im serbian and i don’t dress anything like that. she looks like a cheap slut. and excuse me we do have brains thank youuu :)

reen December 24, 2009 at 7:37 am

:( i wish yugoslavia still existed.

reen December 24, 2009 at 7:41 am

“Stop lying because with the mentality you have and the posts you have posted, it is impossible for you to have tons of serbian friends because we don’t make friends with people like you…we don’t take shit from people and we are strong in our beliefs which means when moths like you say stupid things about serbians and serbia, we simply squash you.”

okaaay, fair enough. we can all have our opinions but don’t speak on behalf of everyone. like i said i’m serbian and i pretty much make friends with anyone haha. you can’t say that serbians won’t make friends with whoever you were talking to because that depends on a persons personality. but fair enough, themoth or whoever annoys you and you want to squash them, but just a teeny tiny suggestion, speak on behalf of yourself. thats all :) ))

Danilo December 24, 2009 at 11:47 am

There is a very strange paradox in Serbia – Incomes are low, but disposable incomes are high.

Someone might make 400 euros a month, but they live with their parents, so they get to spend their entire salary on themselves. Consequentially, people (women in particular), tend to be well dressed but a bit adolescent in their mentality well into their 30s.

Anyway: Ya, Serbian girls are hot. This thread is weird. Balkania at it’s finest – a thread about beauty turned into a view of the ugliest kind of knuckle-dragging that’s also so prevalent here.

Mile December 24, 2009 at 12:02 pm

I agree with what you’ve said Danilo…

The average wage is somewhere between 250 & 550 euros but i’m yet to find a source that shows the statistics used to arrive at that number…if anyone has this please post a link…. I studied statistics at university & learned various ways of calculating averages based on populations and the type of distribution of results so i’m interested to know which one they use as it can make a big difference…

Anyway like you say, in Belgrade the disposable income is high because many live with their families & parents…credit is also less used than in other nearby countries..I do find that women can be less mature but have also come across many mature ones…. however I seem to see a lot more depth & good values in the women here rather than in other countries, perhaps that is because I don’t know how to speak those other languages..however I think no matter which language you speak you can still get to know people by their eyes, actions, tone etc.. not saying you can know someone but i can certainly see someone who’s down to earth from someone who’s untrustworthy and i’m sure you can too..

It does turn into arguments because every action (post) has an equal or greater reaction (reply post)... But I think it’s logical to see that if someone starts bad mouthing serbia and serbs, that there will be reactions… even if you are supposedly “truth telling” or being “realistic”.. your negativity isn’t wanted and only brings everyone down…

SRB December 24, 2009 at 9:32 pm

Newton’s laws, little psychology, subjective interpretation and a lot of profanity .. you are really making an impression on foreigners visiting this forum Mile.

I have to apologize to everyone else .. this was not the place or the topic for my posts. I posted after I saw Mile The Super Serb blasting other people for being less Serbian, on behalf of all Serbs. And I’m the arrogant one? My impressions are my own, based on my experiences. I am not looking for approval, nor would I try to impose my views on others.

So back to the topic?

For reference, I’m in Northern California and I have to thank all the Serbian women .. When I tell people where I’m from, the most frequent comment is how beautiful our women are (the runner up is how tall we are.) Good work ladies ! .. just keep trimming the hair. :)

That picture up top .. that is the best representation of Serbian beauty we can come up with .. Seriously? If I saw her on the street, I would have to approach her and ask her how much (purely for reference and academic purpose of course.)

Mum just sent 2 liters of shljivovica .. time to go home and enjoy that glorious Serbian product.

mile December 24, 2009 at 11:41 pm

ahhhhhh Srb is from America. All’s explained.

Slobodan Milosevic December 28, 2009 at 1:33 pm

I digress, I killed over 9 thousand muslims.

Anton December 29, 2009 at 8:20 am

Serbian girls are HOT. Just because they are SLAVIC ORTHODOX girls, having nothing to f@cking USA.

Albert December 29, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Serbian are so beautifull. too much!

princessxx January 3, 2010 at 1:24 pm

she looks like a cheap hooker, but what do you except, she’s a srbki, so don’t blame her:)

Michael January 3, 2010 at 11:53 pm

Ay i got a lot of Serbian friends. Guys and Girls. They are the most caring people i have ever met.
And the girls are really classy too.
This is just a picture, Serbin woman are classy, and super sexy.
Dont try to be rude on here because it dont offend them, they kow who they are and they know where they come from.
Serbia is one of my top countries that i want to visit. No joke.
Stop hatin hahha

TAMARA January 4, 2010 at 4:05 am

Hey, everyone…..... I’m a serbian girl….. And I want to thank all of you who sad that we are hot, and also the one who didn’t…. But please don insult us, don’t tell that we are “cheap hooker”, couse we are not.. There are some who are, but not because of that we deserve to be called like that….... Maybe you met one bad and stupid serbian girl but that doesn’t mean anything…. I am not saying that all girls here are beautifull…... But I can say that I know very few girls that I can tell they are truly agly….. I think that we are educated and plesent girls…... I go to Greece almost every year and I’m always suprised when guys tall us “Oh Serbian girls” before even we sad a word.. They says that only serbian girls can be so hot and proudfull…... I’m just so happy that I’m one serbian girl, and I’m so sad that Serbian guys don’t appreciate what thay have at “home”....... :) ))))

Retamara January 4, 2010 at 12:48 pm

Tamara is a good example of a typical serbian girl. They aren’t out to be bitches to anyone.

And for all those calling serbian girls sluts and hookers, go to Belgrade. Just do it…

You will try find a strip club in the whole of belgrade and you will fail. I only heard about one, from other foreigners and they said it was really classy.

The sex industry in serbia is quiet, really really quiet. And I did not see one prostitute there either…

Mile January 5, 2010 at 7:39 am

Tamara, you’re right with almost everything except about serbian guys, we do appreciate serbian girls… so don’t think it’s fair that you say that! there are lots who appreciate and lots who don’t… it’s like that everywhere.

Retmara,

you’re right also… however, there is a strip club near the bottom of skadarlija.. it’s not very classy at all.. they are mainly gypsy girls who work there… that’s the only one i’ve seen…

Elmy January 5, 2010 at 11:12 am

SERBIAN GRILS THE BEST IN ALL OF WORLD

TAMARA January 5, 2010 at 6:49 pm

Well, I’m sorry I didn’t want to insolt you…... I love Serbia, Serbian people, and obviasly I LOVE Serbian men….. But, truly most of our guys are very stupid, they don’t appriciate us becouse of who we are…... The only thing the appriciate is are look….. And I’s sick of that, we are sick of that, I don’t get it…... Why do you think that hot girl needs to be stupid…..? Couse, we are not….. We are just perfect….... :D xexe

Viktor January 5, 2010 at 8:58 pm

How [not] to hit on a Serbian chick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iigKY-bnN74

themoth January 10, 2010 at 12:56 pm

ppppfff ha yeah… i already said serbian girls are beautiful, so your point makes no sense. but you just proved what i despise about your kind…arrogance…im educated, kind, attractive njanjanja im king of the world.
btw i have my neighbors in a porn on the internet pfff. and that is really low…attacking hungary just cuz u dont like me…
im thinking porn is made in hungary cuz as they say hungarian women are ‘fiery’ in bed. but i have no idea, im taking u watch hungarian porn since you know so much about it so maybe u could answer your own question.
and hungarian women are very hot too… but they dont have a blog called hungarian women hot or not? thats the difference… ARROGANCE

Mile January 10, 2010 at 1:10 pm

i’d be lying if i said i haven’t watched porn.. i’m a guy and most guys do…

the more you write the more you sound like a teenager so it’s best if you just shut up now ‘themoth’

if you despise our kind so much what are you achieving by telling everyone this? noone likes you, noone will ever like you… so you should just crawl back into the hole you came from and go make a porno, ok? :)

Juan from Spain January 10, 2010 at 5:03 pm

I really don’t understand many of the comments.

The girl in the picture is gorgeus. She is beautiful and irradiates class and style dressing in a sexy way.

From other pictures of Serbian girls I’ve seen in the net (sorry, I’ve never been there – must fix that :) they are really awesome. What’s the problem? Life is better when there are pretty girls around.

Annie January 11, 2010 at 3:23 am

Appreciating beautiful women is never a bad thing, from the perspective of both males and females, gay or straight. I must confess that I was highly perturbed by the quite obvious peeping tom behaviour of the camera man though. Looking at women who have great bodies and choose to wear little clothing on the street is one thing…filming them when they’re clearly unaware that they’re being watched, and then posting the footage on the internet is another. No amount of pseudo-educated bullshit is erradicate the fact that that’s a truly disgusting way to carry on. The post-match bragging makes me hope no girl is ever dumb enough to sleep with this guy, and clear that the likelihood that any girl ever has is a million to one.

izabella January 13, 2010 at 12:07 am

Hey ;)
I decided to do a little presentation on Serbian/Balkan beauty. That is how i got to this blog and i guess since i am here i might as well state my opinion.
I think Serbian girls are amazingly beautiful, very talkative, fun to hang out with, crazy girls with a great sense of humor :D . Of course there a few of those too(both female and male), who like to ignore everyone and act unapproachable, but the majority isn’t like that. :D
I am a Hungarian girl from Novi Sad and i can honestly say that one of the most beautiful, very model like looking women live on the Balkan (especially those of Slavic descent), and us Hungarians (which is not really Balkan :P ) are just kinda dragging along, but we don’t really meet that standard of beauty.
love ya all :)
kissy

themoth January 13, 2010 at 12:27 am

i love u SRB, ure reading my mind….
as for mile… u r a very rude person…and way too proud. i wonder if anyone likes u besides other big serbs. and im thinking no.
anyway god bless all the serbian women, may this beauty last forever and i honestly hope they will get rid of mile-like jerks.

themoth January 13, 2010 at 12:30 am

izabella you are absolutely right :)

themoth January 13, 2010 at 2:00 am

u know…i finally figured out what the problem is with that pic up there. There are sooo many incredibly beautiful women in serbia (as the video proves it) but the way serbian men see beauty is that slutty and dumb looking woman up there. its time they start to appreciate real beauty as opposed to blond, no clothes, a bunch of make-up with her nipples sticking out.

TAMARA January 13, 2010 at 8:30 pm

Thank you very much for those beautiful words about us….. I’m so glad that same people know to appriciate the real beauty…... Not only the body shape, but the person we are….... I’m so proud that I’m a Serbian girl, and I can’t stop thanking God for that….. :) ))))

Draza January 13, 2010 at 11:31 pm

Serb women are hot and anyone who disagrees needs to get his eyes checked

Draza January 13, 2010 at 11:38 pm

just beacuse our women like to dress attractively(sex) doesn’t make them sluts

Draza January 14, 2010 at 12:03 am

anon you’re a fat virgin with a 1 inch cock who takes viagra pills and johnny maybe it’s because you have got nothing good to offer to a Serbian girl. i’m guessing you’re not good looking , you have a shit body and you’re pretty dumb.Serbian women like men who are handsome smart,funny and have a good physique.Those are the qualities that girls like Serbian women are looking for they don’t want guys who stink and swear alot who would?I cant imagine why you would choose an american girl over a Serb girl i’m not saying american girls are ugly but Serbian women are of one the hottest girls on the planet and the best girls you could ever meet

themoth January 14, 2010 at 12:03 am

oh and mile honey…
tall poppy syndrome is about achievements. and it only works on a social level. it is when a large amount of people discredit a little group of people, making their achievements seem worthless (usually achieving wealth or prominence in public life). it has nothing to do with physical looks. so once again u make no sense. why do u even bother??
b.t.w. u misspelled poppy at one point and also shithole (it’s shit hole)

mile January 15, 2010 at 12:16 am

themoth,

you are so fucking stupid trying to act all smart about everything..

1. tall poppy syndrome can relate to anything or anyone that stands out and gets cut down because for that very reason of standing out so shut the fuck up – it does make sense.

2. shithole can be spelt with a space or not.. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/shithole

can you stop posting on this site now, seeing as you have pathetic arguments and you constantly are disappointing yourself by not winning any debate whatsoever…(and yes, it is spelt whatsoever not what so ever – you dumb retarded fuck)

themoth January 15, 2010 at 3:47 am

oh mile, u poor thing… i hurt your ego :D
1. im sure everything u say makes sense in your mind :D
2. just the fact that u checked is good enough for me ahahaha

for christs sake stop cursing… it really makes u sound like an uneducated idiot.

sv xxx January 15, 2010 at 3:50 am

Serbian women are bad in bed. They have a hard time showing emotions.

themoth January 15, 2010 at 3:53 am

sv xxx!!
there is no such thing as bad in bed, only partners that suit your taste and partners who dont.
and u cant judge a nation by one girl…although i highly doubt u slept with even one… pffff
anyway wht u say is not true…i have an experience that is quite the opposite :)
dont write retarded things please

themoth January 15, 2010 at 4:03 am

ivane,
thank u for saying that im right and acknowledging that u can be a little too proud sometimes. see, u are the perfect example, that there are very smart and reasonable men in serbia. u just have to look for them.
but there is that little group, to which mile belongs to, that i just really cant stand. and its actually interesting, that the biggest serbs are always the ones that are not the prototypical serbs: like mile who is from australia, my cousin who is half hungarian and my colleague from college, who is half arabian.
oki, anyway thnx again
kissss

serbiansluttintoronto January 15, 2010 at 5:58 am

Serbian women? hot or not??? are you kidding me? they are dirty and cheap! $5 USD I can fuck 2 at same time. lol

PRINCESSXX January 15, 2010 at 9:38 pm

serbian women are cheap hookers. hahahaha i’m sorry, it’s just the truth that hurts everybody. and they’re not even pretty,

themoth January 16, 2010 at 1:26 am

serbiansluttintoronto,
i dont wanna lie, i have no idea whether srb. girls are cheap or not, but i did hear stories about girls in the bigger cities of canada and the us (so south america in general) that they are all the way u just described serbian women. so dont confuse (if u did) a serbian girl with a girl of serbian descend living in toronto.

themoth January 16, 2010 at 1:58 am

on the other hand, dont all countries have sluts??
i personally kind of admire these kind of women. must be nice to always do wht u want with whoever u want and not have any regrets :) .
id definitely be a slut if i didnt have my stupid conscience.
just a thought…
i guess if u look at it this way calling ser. women sluts is not really a negative comment :P .

Hhahhah January 19, 2010 at 2:02 pm

More stoko jedna belosvetska!!!! Hajde da vidim da neko provali sta sam ja ovde napisala!!! Mi znamo vas jebeni jezik, mi poznajemo ceo svet, vi nikad necete znati srpski jezik i nasu kulturu!!!! Vi ste neobrazovani idioti!!!
Fuck of !!!!!

mile January 19, 2010 at 2:28 pm

who is that directed at because there are lots of foreign people saying many nice things about belgrade/serbia…. hope you are directing that at themoth & similar animals..

Hhahhah January 19, 2010 at 3:40 pm

Of course! But that is an insult for animals! My bad!

expat_no_longer_in_serbia January 19, 2010 at 6:34 pm

Izvini ali jel engleski taj jebeni Jezik? Moras da zahvalujes da ti znas engleski,

Hoces da budes u evropi uni ili neces? Ako hoces, bolje da znas engleski….

Ne mogu da razumem da srbiju pricaju bolje engleski nego nekom drugom zemljia ko su u evropi uniu.

strasno, ziveli srbija! Zaboraveo sam moja crce tamo, a nisam srbin. :)

Hhahhah January 19, 2010 at 7:42 pm

We can speak good English, and I love it and I am happy I can use it! I am simply disturbed about things that were spoken to humiliate us. It is not right that someone speaks like that about us, and doesn’t even know what we’re really like. All the knowledge you have about us came from CNN and other television and they represented us as murderers and idiots, and what you don’t know is that our people were killed by others also, but that’s not shown on your televisions. I have been banished from my house, which has been burned down and destroyed. You can not tell me that only we harm others, as we were harmed during those years also….

Danilo January 19, 2010 at 10:32 pm

I would brush off a lot of this as permanent psychological damage that some Serbs have because of war, were it not for the fact that before the war Serbs were perhaps amongst the most culturally narcissistic and, at the same time, culturally insecure people on the planet.

I mean cummon…. the above rant over whether girls are hot or not? please.

sharkskin January 20, 2010 at 12:41 am

I’ve read some of the comments, and I go to agree with SRB and Danilo.

Every place place in the world, has its pretty women, pros and cons. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Im really not into women (no matter what nationality) that dress like skanks. Im more into smarts which im sure there smart girls in serbian im met some.

From My experience with Serbian girls, I had a few Serbian female friends, From Novi Sad. during high school they were really cool, cool to talk to and hang out and gorgeous. But they changed when they went to college became more of the user, gold diggers, really slutty just party and no goals. had to let the friendship go (every place has people like that) I guess society affected them.

what im trying to say is “everyone likes a slut, but no one really wants to keep one”

as for Serbians girls hot or not? depends whats ones personal definition/considers hot.

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