This subject had to come up sooner or later, you know.
But I was hoping that something else will trigger it other than your usual drooling foreign guys impressions you see on net or hear from various sources: “Dude, they have the most beautiful girls there, I swear!” or “Man, Serbia is heaven on earth as for the girls are concerned!” or stuff like that.
No, I had to wait for at least a couple of women to mention it in order to conclude that there just might be something in all these drooling guys’ claims. And here they are:
Maggie Alderson, of Sydney Morning Herald :
“The whole thing was like some kind of genetic experiment. It was clearly just the national body shape.”
and Rosmary on her blog couple of days ago:
“If Tyra Banks saw an entire town of women like these while scouting for her America’s Next Top Model show, the top of her head would pop off. It would be too much to choose from, overwhelming.”
National body shape? Too much to choose from? Something is clearly going on here. Is it even possible to determine in one nation or in one region, say, that the women are, even generally speaking, better looking than somewhere else? Or is it just another stereotype? Well, even if it is, at least it’s a good kind of stereotype. I think. And what about us guys? Nobody mentions us, I guess we have to conclude that we are average joes. Oh well.
The best thing to to is to try and judge by yourself:
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Just your average, everyday Belgrade girl-next-door in Knez Mihailova street:
(photo by Roske)
Update – March 2008 – several hot Balkan babes as Big Brother VIP contestants
Maybe it’s just the way girls dress and the time they invest in dressing up. I don’t know what to think anymore, seriously. You?
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really i can really talk to persons who is the same age as myself..how old are u btw?13-12?
@ B8_0
I would kindly ask you not to write anything more on this website,not to leave any comment,cause obviously your intentions are politically or emotionally supported and unfortunately they have nothing to do with the tittle of this blog.
we are here to discuss different points of view,share experiences,advice others on what is there to see/do in Belgrade.yeah,and besides all of that to give some thoughts that are related to the topics discussed.
Do not get offended please,all I am asking is to either write something with reasonable arguments or to find some place where your comments would be more suitable and maybe respected.
A Serbian girl..ha!
@B8_o
Atleast Славна has more relation to this topic than you do. It’s obvious that you have a profound hatred (probably fake) towards a country you had to Wiki to get more knowledge about. If you really have such a hard opinion about it, come here, and learn. Learn what a logical society is, learn about a mysterious culture that will confuse you over and over again but you cant resist to learn more, learn about an unseen beauty that you would never be able to understand (about 7000 foreigners right now are trying) and a sense of pried, that no Big DUMB country can ever, ever experience. Because they are so far from reality because of the strongest form of propaganda, MEDIA.
You can barely type properly so I take it english isn’t your first language. You are obviously from one of the countries that got ASS-RAPED by the biggest hairiest meanist fucking Serbs.
Leave this conversation as politics is not the topic, leave us to mellow in this heavenly place, full of the hottest dam angels.
stop it! u cant talk about Serbia like that! whats wrong wit u! im from Serbia and i dont like that!!stop it ..go find a topic what u want to talk about..
Who deleted my comment??
I don’t like that!!!
I slept with a Serbian girl before and I have to leave her because she is stinky and lazy!
TO: [Re:B8_o]
You stupid DUMP ASS, try to steal my users name as yours?
You like to copy ppl from BIG COUNTRY that much eh? I can tell how jealous you are about me since you will never be the 1st class citizen in your whole life expect your ASS is fucked by pp from BIG COUNTRY and BETRAY your country like other ppl in your land did.
but i have tell you this: your english sounds like shit and everything you type there does NOT make any sense.
guess you dont know how to speak english since you never have a good environment to learn!
so pity,,,
Plus, dont ask ppl to visit your MOUSEHOLE because im not gonna spend my MONEY to increase Serbia’s GDP…lol. are you kidding me?
you know what, you can enjoy the beauty yourself and live with it.
you are so DUMP!
no wonder your country is fucked…Having all these morons live there talk about girls all day long will never help a country to grow…only thing that can bring you is FUCK..and thats exactly wat happened over there..sigh…
you know what…i shouldnt say that to this country. That piece of land has nothing wrong…take my words back..
how can an elephant gives the bully to ants…not fair to you poor ppl.
Oh lord, forgive…forgive…
My name is RE (as in REPLY) you fucken idiot. And you say my english doesnt make sense because I am DUMP (WTF IF DUMP) im gona take a dump on your face!
In case you havnt fucken noticed, im not from Serbia. I live here because i love it. Now piss off, its not my fault your people were killed and raped in your “big country”, where everyone’s english is as bad as yours. You have now made it obvious that you hold no less than 12 years to your name, leave us along, and carry on masturbating when you see your friend’s mom’s cleavage you ignorant little fuckhead.
I hope you die in an AIDS fire… then I will come and fuck your skull
haha u are just so funny..im not going to say anything
u are an …..(=^.^=)
awesome guy? thanks
tomp/B8_0 posting under multiple usernames is not a good practice, that’s why your comments were deleted.
oh awesome..let me think..humm! do u know what does it mean?
only yourself think like that and that means u are an IDIOT ..haha
Re:Славна
You should brush up on your english, because if you havn’t read properly, im on your side.
Living in your country, and loving it!
oops im sorry..i was so mad
well ok im glad im not alone here..thanks an awesome guy 
lol pleasure… awesome girl (because you’re a Serb! )
А я думал только наши русские бабы одеваются и ведут себя как бляди... Еще и в тёмных очках все, что за мода такая идиотская? Этим “хот-гирлам” только в порнофильмах сниматься.
Вот реально потрясающая девушка: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-S2PuGM54Q&feature=PlayList&p=83964C5708D077A9&index=0
Pioneer,
I think she would look much better in an uniform, something like this, for example: http://www.bizarreballoons.co.uk/Assets/Products/IMG_8367_large.jpg
Serbian girls..? have to say some of them are sluts…They like big cocks and behave stupidly…There is a girl whose name is [name removed by admin] is really childish and immature. She is Serbia’s shame. She would cry for a candy that she was trying to give away but got refused from boys…BTW, she is 28 years old… she also likes to bother others (guys) for some stupid things and calls either in the earlier morning or very late at night. People who was bothered by her thinking she is nuts! She has No diginity, No chastity. No manners…Have to say stg about her at here because even little kids hated her and don’t want to hear her name in their rest of the life.Thats just how terrible she is. Hopefully not all serbian girls are like her. Anyone who knows her in Serbia better stay away from her coz she is fucking mental.
Well what can i say!
I couldnt agree more that balkan girls and specially serbian girls are among the finest women ever walked on earth!
And i tell you that first handed based on my own experience!
Of course since i am a greek (an orthodox brother … serbians will undestand the meaning of it) maybe my opinion is not 100% unprejudiced , but then just look at the photos , theres nothing more to say!!!
As for the people doing some really nasty comments about these beautifull girls … it really makes me sad what abstention from sexual activity can do to people , i really hope to fix your problems and until then try not to insult people you do not know!
je suis marier a un serbe et c’est l’enfer je suis francaise et c’est la plus grose erreur de ma vie je ne peu pas men debaraser si on me demande entre vivre avec lui ou mourire je choissi mourir jai 22 ans et je me suis marier a 18 ans mais se jour la j’auré du mes tué .
You guys seems like nice people.
Can somebody tell me how to stop this Serbian girl who keeps calling me and texting me daily? She calls me 20 times a day for some advice in her life and still calls me “honey” and “babe” in the texts after we broke up for a long time. I now have an extremely beautiful, bright and sexy asian girlfriend who always makes me happy and warm and I don’t want to lose her just because she knows my ex has a delusion that I will go back with her and actually I do not. I told my ex once that I would like to cut our contacts but she stills emails me about something that I seriously don’t care and don’t want to know.
My ex is not as pretty as my present girlfriend to be honest, and I am wondering if this is the reason that she deliverately contacts me for nothing.
Anybody knows better could advise?
Tony,
It is hard to believe that a Serbian girl is unable to make you feel happy and warm…I am dating two asian girls at present and they’re as warm as a glacier.
Although beautiful and sexy, Serbian girls thrive on attention. It is this needy-ness that pushes this particular girl to contact you non-stop. Ignoring her calls/texts is a good start…make an excuse – like I am going to meet my girlfriend or I am in an important meeting at work or just don’t pick up the phone man! What’s wrong with you?
An alternative option is to do the opposite. Come across more needy/desperate than her. Tell her your originally Albanian (Serbian girls will not date one). Tell her you hate your job, life. Text her every hour with irritating messages. Aske her out for a romantic dinner (she will dress well for this, all Serb girls do), but don’t turn up. She will not speak to you ever again.
If you want further ideas give me a shout.
Zdravo…
Wow…this topic has certainly got people worked up and emotional! I will be making my first trip to Belgrade with my friends in October…so will be able to judge for myself how hot and smart Serbian girls actually are
Someone once told me “You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.” That’s when I got a library card!
This is for lala
lala wrote “i know where serbia is….it’s our neighbour LOL. i had to deal all my live with serbs, and i’m just tired of them….not only me, but the croats, the bosnians, the slovenians, the albanians, the hungarians and every other nation in the balkan is tired of them LOL.
albanian girls are nothing special?? what?? where did you get that from??
albanian girls are known for their beauty and for their kindness….albanian girls are way better than serbian girls. serbian girls are dumb, arrogant sluts. they are known for drinking, smoking, looking like hookers and being nationalistic. albanian girls are nice, beautiful and they treat their men like kings, that’s why serbs always come to albania, looking for albanian girls, because they know that albanian girls are the best wifes.”
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I want to contribute to this intersting conversation and i believe i can be objective enough since
as i ‘ve already saidi am a greek so i have met serbian girls and albanian girls too.In fact because of the big albanian imigration to greece i have met far more albanians than serbians.
Well … at least from what i have seen there CAN BE NO COMPARISON!
Of course there are beautiful albanian girls too , but here we are talking about a quotient
to use a mathematical termand the quotientis beatiful girls / all girls , so as for the serbians this quotient converges to 1 !!!
LOL LOL LOL
Okay maybe i am exaggerating but to my opinion these are the facts.
So unless for some strange reason you keep all the beautifull albanians inside your borders and you dont let them come in greece i must repeat my self by saying that there CAN BE NO COMPARISON!
Sorry Lala ….
I already told her everything and don’t know what else I should say…
I wouldn’t yell her to tell her to stop but she is getting my nurves now.
Some Serbian girls are pretty and some of them are not. That might make those of average ones feel worse and that goes to everywhere. My present girlfriend really stands out when she walks among people and she is an amazing Asian girl! oh, btw, I don’t date 2 girls at one time. not healthy man..
Anyways, I would stop the Serbian one for sure and no I am not going to invite her for anything. I am kind of getting tired of her now especially when she loses her dignity to make hunds of phone calls a day. Thats really not attractive at all. disappointed!
Lindsay,
Le divorce, ca te dis rien?
Russian girls are alot better ..
And the Sweds are better also ..
Adjos
TOny I had the exact same problem.. but my ex was peruvian and my current gf is from shangai but absolutely gorgeous! ANyway, like you, i don’t give 2-shits about what my ex is talking about and the way to do it is to slowly stop replying to calls,msgs,emails and then just don’t reply anything. She’ll get over it.
ANyway about serbian girls: I have never seen a country with so many cute and sexy women in my life. The only problem with them is that some of them think they are a little too beautiful for their own good and thus makes it hard to start something with them. Sometimes that is a little bit off putting when the serbian girl acts in a way that shows that she knows she is very pretty… I would really love it if these types of girls were a bit less insecure and didn’t put on an act when they are out at kafici and bars/clubs… they pretend that they are not looking around at guys etc… it would be a lot better if these types could act nor4mal and know that they are beautiful but act more natural and real… anyway I believe serbian girls are the most beautiful in the world (beside my gf
).
B8 or whatever your name is… your english is pathetic.. so you were obviously educated in an albanian mosque where they also taught you to steal and fly planes into buildings. Why do you even come on this serbian website? If you were a proud albanian you wouldn’t even bother to come on our site and talk about our land. And who cares that this country isn’t as big as “bigger countries” what does that have to do with anything?? And which country do you think is going to kill us?haha you are living in a sick little dream, kid. The one thing that you can be assured of is that Serbia will reclaim kosovo in the future. Oh and just so you know… i have travelled the world and I would say that about <1% of the world know that albanian even exists. I can tell you that in every country I’ve been to i have seen advertisements to travel to serbia and what a great country it is… but not once EVER have i seen tourism campaigns for albania hahah what do you have to offer? Oh… a wife that treats you like a king… that is awesome… she only does what you say because you beat her if she doesn’t… that is really intelligent. Come to serbia and you will see how educated our women are… they are not just a pretty face!
SRBIJA SRBIJA SRBIJA I LOVE YOU SRBIJU!!!!
It is quite pathetic to read all of you geezers talking about Serbian girls and the Serbian people in general as if they were all the same…Overgeneralisations harm even if they are made for the sake of having a laugh or for whichever other reason. It is particularly pathetic to read comments about serbian girls coming out of some uneducated, underclass brits and aussies looking to escape thein unhappy, alcohol-fuelled lives….For the sake of Serbia and the Serbian people….go back to your countries….Long live Serbia!
Dimitrios, if overgeneralising harms people then why do you say they’re escaping their unhappy, alcohol-fuelled lives? And who are you referring to?
Mile,
I am working with a view of returning Kosovo to where it belongs – Serbia. Just joined the EU commissioning offfice for Southern Europe…watch this space.
Heartbreaker – svaka ti cast!!! I would like to get a job where I could work towards the same thing. The only problem is I studied Property Economics and started a Master of Applied Finance in Sydney Australia so I have no background in politics or law!
I just read an earlier post:::
@Daniela please read my essay! :]
she also said that the girls are the boss there.
in other words the guy goes for the girl and does everything for her. you see in cafes the guy is sitting there admiring the girl while the girl is like ‘yeah whatever’. compared to other countries where the girls seem to look desperate to get the guys attention, in belgrade ( i think in serbia in general) the guys do all the work and the girls are incharge! none of this quiet ladies behind a man. there definitely the women are on top. i like that lol@
Ummm i think maybe your friend went to Siberia and got the countries a little mixed up hahaha. Don’t insult us Serbian men like that again by saying the girls are in charge, are you kidding? The only time they’re in charge is when the guy is desperate. And i know why you like it when the women is on top..
Anyway I really can’t wait for this shitty weather to pass…I hate it when it rains in summer.. it means that the girls aren’t in skirts
ok if im going to be honest, all you people being horrible about serbian people can just go away, dont like us, dont comment, its simple.
♥ xx
and what the hell are you on about its a small country?! yeah it’s not as big as America and all that, but size doesn’t matter really.
We serbian people, are honest, clever, educated, healthy, beautiful and everything so what the big deal if our population isn’t as big as some countries?
i have nothing against any country really, but grow up everyone! we are all just people.
and all your people hating us are clearly jealous!!
if you hate us sooo much then why waste your time on here and writing pointless comments?
such immature people.
but anyways, Serbiaaa is the best and so are the people
nothing you people say can change that ok so just fcuk off
This blog is getting dull.
C’mon, people: just simply stop paying any attention and wasting the precious space here on commenting on plane stupid remarks made by some lonely teenage mastrubators.
Also, observations that Serbs are ALL honest, beautiful, educated, and so on and on are equally irritating and ridiculous. We have our recent past and cuurent situation that prove it otherwise.
What we do have is the unusual percentage of girls that are fit and beautiful and that is it. And that is supposed to be the subject of this once charming blog discussion.
Wasn’t it?
Oh, and @ Tony:
Mental cases are the same wherever they come from. There is no special recipe for the Serbian ones.
Just ignore her, man.
MILE,
I would say there are a lot of pretty girls would do that. Pretending they are not looking the guys when they hang out with each other and they are really tough to get close to… My present girlfriend (Chinese too) is the same. First time I saw her in the lab and I was trying to ask her about her name but she just gave me that look and walked away! Pretty tough Chinese beautiful girl. It really spent me tons time to get her. very cool, bright and charming girl.
Also, I would say don’t have to judge what other people say about Serbia because this is not the website for ppl who can only say good things. I would leave that part alone and not judging whether that is jealous.
anyways, have fun!
Dear Mile,
I mean exactly that. I am refering to SOME unhappy, low-life, uneducated, alcohol-fuelled ex-pats who have non-existing lives back in their countries and think that just by having a british or an australian (or in fact any other) passport they can claim ownership of the universal truth…They think that they can judge everyone and everything and ofcourse they also think that every other woman in this world will want them in bed just because they come from an economically more advanced country. This is rubbish and they only think these people do is exporting their home misery abroad to beautiful places such as Serbia….So again….Please make Serbia a favour:Go back to your countries….
I like older serbian women, like 27-37, for me they dress better and are more attractive
@MILE 27 is not old!!!!
in general, you’re right, it is not old, but I am 23 and it is older than me.. I meant to say I like older women (than me).. i don’t know where to meet attractiver older women that will go with younger man..
Am looking for a naive Serbian girl…email me on enrico_di_paolo@hotmail.com
well said petra..
to say they are all so cool is bullshit, as i just got to belgrade, and on the first nite, the table next to me full of meathead guys, sat there staring at me for the entire hour!
anyway, im here people.. any1 wana party.. let me kno..
To Jason:
Maybe they liked you:)))
Oh, you should choose the places you go to more carefully. If you know your way around or have an insider to advise you, you simply know in advance where the cool bunch hangs out or where you can expect to see meathed guys.
Are you going to Exit festival?
Jason may i ask what brought you to serbia and where abouts are you from originally? ANd which club did you go to? Serbs generally don’t make problems out of nothing.. don’t let that affect your view of belgrade and the serbian people.. im sure you’ll have a great time here especially if you’re not gay (don’t mean to offend anyone but belgrade is a straight man’s city).
It’s very funny to see how these Serbians here are trying to defend theirselves with contrast by their own people. For those of you who said how sexy Serbian girls are, you mentioned they are arrogant in terms of showing off their beauties and sexiness at the first place; after all that, couple of comments after, there are some girls who wants to defend their country when you got attacked from someone who was saying your country is SMALL, then you were like, ,,the size is not a matter, we people here are nice and friendly….its like small dogs bark loud for attentions but you don’t know how to bite yet!
I mean,,,you guys are saying something to slap your own faces.
You arrogant and nice, you beautiful and silly.
Please, do not humiliate yourself with saying some stupid things that doesnt make any sense at all. The taste of the beauty is various from various people. Why wasting so much time to discuss something that not worth to? Serbia IS a small country, undeveloped and messy in politics and economies. Doesn’t matter you like to hear or not this is the truth! Learn to face to it!!!
Who give a FUCK if your girls are hot or not? Even all your girls are hot that doesn’t help your country’s development!?
a bunch of idiots are arguing some idiots issues,no wonder your country is totally FUCKED UP!
SI,
1. You were obviously educated in an albanian orphanage which was a language/thieving school, because your written English looks like the last dump I took in the toilet.
2. Shut the fuck up.
3. I give a fuck if our girls are beautiful, and so does nearly every other sane straight guy in the world…if you think about why we are all on this earth in the first place you will realise that it is to reproduce, and doesn’t it make sense that when we reproduce with superior (by superior I mean highly intelligent, sophisticated and beautiful) females that would be something to give a fuck about?
4.Hahahahaha why do you keep talking about our countries development? Are we competing in a race of countries to be the most developed country in the world? And then what? The only thing we get out of that is to brag to other people that we are the most developed country in the world…sounds to me like you are greedy for money and power… and you haven’t learned to find happiness without it. You are a sad child and I really hope that you will learn some good values in life. By the way… if I saw you in Knez Mihailava street I would probably give you some money because I would mistake you for a poor homeless gypsy.. but don’t get me wrong, I don’t have anything against poor homeless gypsies.. I just try to help them out
Mile : You’re a fucken legend
SI:
You stupid dumbshit, fuck off! This discussion isnt about politics and economics so fucken leave it out of the discussion, im sorry to break it to you but its not what we’re talking about so back the fuck down.
As you can see, Mile’s english is perfect, if not better than mine and im from an english country, you however, speak like a retarded farm worker or some primitive countrymen so you have proved your own retarded point WRONG. Fuck off with your bullshit, by the way you speak i just imagine you using a stolen computer in a cave somewhere in the middle of fucken nowhere.
You will die a lonely, bitter, retard of a man if you keep that neanderthol mind-set of yours.
Haha and you are a legend too EXPAT!
This is the mindset of “SI” which is probably short for: SIPTAR.
Country with biggest black market trade = 100 points.
Country with most beautiful, friendly and intellectual girls = 0 points.
Country with highest (known) rate of lopovi = 90 points
Country with women that are treated like animals by their husbands = 20000
Country with “most development” = 10000000 points
My favourite:
“Country with small dogs that bark loud but don’t know how to bite yet” = -100 points.
Thank you so much for coming on this blog SI because you have truly brought me happiness and laughter. I get to sit here and put you down because you’re somewhat evil and thus my comments are justified.
Back to the topic, finally we some nice weather and the sun is shining, the girls are back on the street and looking fiiiiiiiine!!!
))))
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