...in only 7 days:
1. Get elected for Big brother (Veliki brat) show.
2. Break all the rules presented to you by Big brother (“I don’t give a damn about what Big brother says, i have to take a crap.”)
3. Be yourself and forget about the cameras.
4. Say what you mean about: – Ceca (“She’s a redneck singer married to a criminal, she can’t possibly be given the title ‘Serbia’s first lady’”) – prime minister Kostunica (“they said that the man from Kostunici will lead the country into a better future. And than this moron comes and burries us even deeper.”) – Mihajlov, prime minister’s advisor (“I would definetely beat him up if i met him on the street. I would even go to jail if i had to, I just have to beat that guy up.”) – Jovan Мaric, self proclaimed ‘Serbia’s best psychiatrist’ (“He’s no psychiatrist, he’s an idiot. The only idiot bigger than him is his wife.”)
Do all this in front of millions of people watching and success is guaranteed. Sounds easy, right?
Well that’s exactly what Miroslav “Miki” Djuricic did and is now a hero even if he doesn’t know it yet. This beekeeper and lumberjack from Kupinovo, a guy without a college or even a year of highschool education surprisingly enough proved out to be better person, more inteligent and more socially and politicaly aware than any of the people in Big brother house (some of them artists, philosophers and students of various managements and bussinesses) and is now virtually in control of Big brother show, unaware of all this. Even though he broke all the rules and wishes to leave the house himself because he says he cannot be there any longer with so many idiots, producers had to beg him to stay because the shows ratings would crash if he leaves the house.
None of the above mentioned sentences related to Ceca, Kostunica and co. actualy went on air because B92 for some reason seems to be to afraid to show it. But the people following the house live via internet have already found their winner.
And there is still 90 days to go.
UPDATE:
Here are some of better Miki Djuricic’s words of wisdom:
I wasted 28 years of my life so far… I live with my father, mother, sister who is divorced… She has a son, and he’s a Red star fan. I’m a Partizan fan and he has Red star posters all over the house. You are my chance to escape all that.The doorman is more important than the manager because you can’t steal anything from the company if you’re not good with the doorman.
Good morning to the sicker part of the nation. I hope you are seriously thinking about your treatmant in some of the appropriate institutions.
“JUL was cool” too and look at them now.
Being an idiot is tough because the competition is too big.
If you can read Serbian cyrillic, you can follow Miroslav’s quotes here.
{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }
Omg, I’ve never been this miserable to be away from home! I want to see this guy and I even want to see this show, and I’m not even watching it here in US. How is it that you can see online what they don’t broadcast on TV? I usually watch stuff on TV live via B92 website, is there something else?
Miki sounds like a great person, and a breathe of fresh air!
I’d love to read a book titled “Miki’s words of wisdom.”
Bg Agon;
I’m also interested in your take on Miki and the Serbian version of “Big Brother.”